My Professors a beach
super beach. supa dupa beach.
so i have this midterm tomorrow in my sociological theory class..
and the professor gives us a "study guide" (being the nice guy that he is, right?)
welp, theres ova 100 questions on this "study guide," and a million more subquestions.. im like, foreal beach? why even give us the frickin study guide? why not jus say, know every word in the book.. cuz thats basically what he wants from us.. knowledge of every frickin thought written in the damn $108 book.. (no, i didnt pay $108 for it.. im smart. i went to the library and checked it out.) And to make it all worse... there are only 30 questions on the test! why make us study ova 100? i mean frick! its impossible! we aint talkin nice little vocab or ish like that.. we're talkin:
>"WHAT IS THE DIVISION OF LABOR IN SOCIETY? WHAT IS SOCIAL SOLIDARITY AND SOCIAL INTEGRATION? WHAT IS THE COLLECTIVE CONSCIENCE? HOW DOES IT AFFECT US? WHAT ARE SOCIAL FACTS? WHAT DO THEY DO TO US? WHAT IS MORALITY TO DURKHEIM? WHAT ARE THE VARYING STATES OF THE COLLECTIVE CONSCIENCE? WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MECHANICAL AND ORGANIC SOLIDARIY? WHY COME UP WITH SUCH A TYPOLOGY?"<
and that is only ONE question!!! now granted, each individual question isnt that hard.. but... trying to memorize all of this.. impossible. i mean, HE doesnt have it memorized, and this is the guy who told us he eats, breathes, sleeps, lives, and makes love to sociological theory. he has his degrees, hes been teaching the class for years, hes writing books about it, yet he cant memorize it.. so how in the frick are we supposed to?! especially when we've only had 6 lectures?!? BEACH!!
i mean, ive been workin my lil tail off tryin to get thru this "study guide," but i mean, for what? sure, i can go thru n find all the answers eventually, but why? i cant then bring that with me to class, so.... whats the point?
ughhhhh.... beaches. frickin beaches.
oh well.. now that ive gotten that off my chest, its time to continue on with my totally time wasting, redundant "studying."


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no, unfortunately, i wont do fine. i forgot to mention that 80% of his last class FAILED! (and yet, it was the students fault, of course.) im like HELLO BEACH! doesnt that frickin tell u something?!?! apparantly not. bastard.
hehe.. okee okee.. i shall stop playing on the computer.. (but its jus soo much funner than studying theory.)
okay so guess what im going to do today? DROP THIS CLASS!! yup yup. afta bein up most of the nite and this morning, and still not having half the information in my head, i decided to call my advisor and find out who is going to be teaching this course next year.. to my delightful surprise, it will be a different professor! yay! an "honored" professor, at that.
yea yea, i kno, maybe i should have just stuck in there, but.. i did the math, and the deadline to withdraw is only 3 days away, so that, along with his constant comments like, "most of you will be rudely awakened when you fail".. i figure, screw the beach teacher! take it next year with someone else, rather than risk ruining my gpa.
whewwww! now i can breathe a little easier for the next two weeks while i jus focus on this Educ. course (which, by the way, i think i'll be getting an A in! yay!)
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ahh.. you took the easy way out.. hehe.. i would have too.. :P
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